🍔The Cheeseburger Tarot Reading

What if the cheeseburger isn't just a symbol of layers, but a sacred rebellion against body shame, diet culture, and the constant pressure to be “less”?

Feed Your Spirit. Love Your Body. Start with a Cheeseburger.

✨ Introducing the Cheeseburger Tarot Reading – a layered, intuitive journey through body image, self-worth, emotional cravings, and spiritual nourishment.

Okay, so Spirit showed me a cheeseburger and said, “Offer this next.” At first, I thought they were joking.

They weren’t.
Turns out, it’s a message we all need:

You are allowed to love your body.
You are allowed to take up space.
You are allowed to enjoy your life.
Even the messy, melty, juicy parts.

The Cheeseburger Tarot Reading is funny…deep…and real.

Have you ever felt like you're constantly being asked to be less - less loud, less emotional, less hungry, less you?

What if Spirit has a different message entirely?

What if your body is not a problem to fix, but a home to love?

You were never meant to be palatable.
You were meant to be deliciously you.

This one-of-a-kind Tarot reading isn’t about weight loss, “clean eating,” or cutting the carbs of your soul. It’s about nourishment. Real, spiritual, emotional, and embodied.

Whether you’ve been battling diet culture, trying to find peace with your reflection, or just tired of spiritually bypassing your body, this reading meets you where you are, in your full-fat, full-feeling humanity.

The Cheeseburger Tarot Reading is a flavorful, layered Tarot experience that helps you unpack your relationship with your body, your cravings (emotional and otherwise), and your right to take up space in this world with joy.

This isn’t just a cute theme, but a call to reclaim the sacred wisdom of embodiment.

Who This Reading is For:

• You’re tired of spiritual spaces that ignore the body, or worse, shame it

• You want to stop apologizing for your appetite, your size, your feelings

• You’re ready to feel at home in your skin

• You’re craving insight that’s as real as it is wise

  Why People Would Book This:

• You’re ready to heal your relationship with food and body in a playful and profound way.

• You’re ready to reclaim your body as sacred, even if you’ve been taught to shrink it.

• You’re ready to get intuitive insight into what you’re truly hungry for - emotionally, spiritually, and creatively.

• Because you’re tired of shame and ready to embrace pleasure, nourishment, and truth.

• You’ve tried the green juice readings. It’s time for something that actually hits the spot.

🧀 In this 8-card reading, we’ll explore:

• The Bottom Bun – Your foundation: How your body story began

• The Patty – Your core hunger: What your soul is craving

• The Cheese – What’s melting into your life: Pleasure, shame, or softness?

• The Lettuce – How you’re seen vs. how you feel

• The Tomato – Your emotional truth: What you’re holding in your heart

• The Onion – What needs to be peeled back or released

• The Sauce – Spirit’s sacred, unexpected insight just for you

• The Top Bun – Integration: What it means to love yourself right now

Optional add-ons:
🍟 A Side of Fries – 3 extra cards to explore where joy is showing up next
🥒 The Pickle Jar – A wild card message from Spirit that may surprise you

Delivered as a private YouTube video you can revisit any time.

Let’s unwrap what’s been holding you back and take a big, juicy bite of freedom.

👉 Book your Cheeseburger Tarot Reading now and say yes to feeding your spirit and loving your body.

✨ Available until July 13th, 2025 ✨

Your reading will be delivered as a private 20-minute YouTube video and a photo of your cards and their layout. Readings are sent within 10 business days of your order.