🌸✨ Sweep away the old and welcome the new with a Spring Cleaning Tarot Reading! ✨🌸

Spring is a time of renewal - when we shake off the weight of winter and make space for fresh beginnings. If you’re feeling stuck or weighed down, this reading will help you clear the clutter in your heart, mind, and spirit so you can feel lighter and more aligned in the new season.

In this special seasonal reading, we’ll explore:

🌷 What lingering burdens you’re ready to release.
🌷 How to clear out stagnant energy and welcome fresh opportunities.
🌷 What to let go of - and what to embrace - as you move forward.
🌷 Ways to invite renewal, growth, and positivity into your life.

This isn’t just a quick card pull - it’s a deep dive into three key areas of your life: heart, health, and home. Think of it as an energetic reset, designed to help you move forward with clarity and confidence.

✨ Available until April 12, 2025 ✨

Your reading will be delivered as a private 20-minute YouTube video and a photo of your cards and their layout. Readings are sent within 10 business days of your order.

Let’s sweep out the old and make space for something beautiful! 🌱🌷

For an example of what the “Spring Cleaning Tarot Reading” will look like, watch a condensed version here:

Love Readings!

Available through the end of February, these four readings are now available to help with the best and greatest part of life: LOVE! Whether you’re in a long-term relationship, have something new happening, or are simply looking to help find love for yourself, you’ll find insight here to help you cultivate LOVE!

All Tarot readings are delivered as a photo of your spread, along with an audio recording. All readings will be delivered within 10 business days of receipt of your order, and feel free to order more than one reading or even gift them to others.

If you do gift these readings, include who the readings are for in the note section during checkout and the email address of whom you’d like them sent!

✨ The Scarecrow’s Wisdom Tarot Reading! ✨

Available September 2024 Only!

Introducing "The Scarecrow's Wisdom Reading," a unique Tarot experience that delves into the wisdom of boundaries and protection!

🌟 The Scarecrow stands tall in the fields, a silent guardian with eyes on all directions. In this Tarot reading, the Scarecrow becomes your spiritual guide, offering you insights on protection, vigilance, and the hidden paths that lie ahead. Whether you're seeking guidance on a particular issue or seeking to strengthen your personal boundaries, this reading will help you uncover the wisdom you need to move forward confidently.🌟

✨Through the cards, we’ll explore the areas of your life that need safeguarding, the opportunities ready for harvest, and the inner wisdom ready to be awakened. Allow the Scarecrow to point you in the right direction and help you plant the seeds for your greatest future possible. Let’s discover the wisdom of standing guard over one’s personal ‘fields’ while understanding what needs safeguarding and what to keep at a distance.✨

✨This Tarot reading will be delivered as a PRIVATE 20-minute YouTube video of your reading, along with a photo of your cards and their layout. All readings are delivered within 10 business days of receipt of your order and are, as always, meant for entertainment purposes only.✨

🌸The Divine Mother Tarot Reading 🌸

Available September 2024 Only!

Introducing "The Divine Mother Tarot Reading," a beautiful Tarot experience that helps you cultivate love when you need it the most!

🌹In times of doubt or loneliness, the comforting embrace of the Divine Mother can be a source of profound healing. The Divine Mother Tarot Reading is a deeply nurturing experience that channels the loving, protective, and comforting energy of the Divine Feminine into your life. Whether you're feeling lost, unloved, or simply in need of a little extra care, this reading will help you reconnect with the infinite love that surrounds and supports you.🌹

❤️Through the cards, we'll explore the aspects of your life that are yearning for nurturing, the relationships that need healing, and the self-love that’s waiting to bloom. Allow the Divine Mother to guide you back to a place of peace, where you can feel held, loved, and comforted in her warm embrace.❤️

✨This Tarot reading will be delivered as a PRIVATE 20-minute YouTube video of your reading, along with a photo of your cards and their layout. All readings are delivered within 10 business days of receipt of your order and are, as always, meant for entertainment purposes only.✨

✨Get BOTH the Scarecrow's Wisdom and the Divine Mother Tarot Reading for a discounted price!✨

Available September 2024 Only!

✨Normally $60 for each reading, get both September readings for $100 ✨

💀 The Vampire’s Kiss Tarot Reading! 💀

Available October 2024 Only!

Introducing "The Vampire’s Kiss Tarot Reading," a sensual Tarot experience that explores the areas of your life that drain you and what you can do about it!

Are you feeling drained, exhausted, or like something quietly feeds off your energy? The Vampire’s Kiss Tarot Reading reveals the unseen forces that may be siphoning your vitality - whether it’s toxic people, draining situations, or emotional burdens.

This seductive yet insightful spread not only identifies the "energy vampires" in your life but also empowers you with ways to reclaim your strength and protect your energy. Find clarity and unlock the secrets to energetic renewal, so you can thrive once again!

Uncover the energy vampires in your life with The Vampire’s Kiss Tarot Reading! This dark and mysterious spread reveals what’s sucking your energy and gives you tools to recharge and protect your aura. Ready to reclaim your power?

✨This Tarot reading will be delivered as a PRIVATE 20-minute YouTube video of your reading, along with a photo of your cards and their layout. All readings are delivered within 10 business days of receipt of your order and are, as always, meant for entertainment purposes only.✨

🍬 The Trick-or-Treat Tarot Reading 🍬

Available October 2024 Only!

Introducing "The Trick-or-Treat Tarot Reading," a fun and lighthearted Tarot experience that helps you find both fun and mystery during the Halloween season!

Ready for some fun and mystery? The Trick-or-Treat Tarot Reading playfully explores what surprises await you in the near future!

Whether it's treats in the form of blessings and good fortune or tricks that challenge you with lessons and growth, this light-hearted spread reveals the unexpected twists coming your way. Perfect for those who want to approach life with a sense of adventure, this reading offers a delightful peek into what's around the corner.

With The Trick-or-Treat Tarot Reading, discover what surprises are coming your way—whether they’re sweet blessings or sneaky challenges. It's a playful spread to explore upcoming twists and turns with a sense of adventure!

✨This Tarot reading will be delivered as a PRIVATE 20-minute YouTube video of your reading, along with a photo of your cards and their layout. All readings are delivered within 10 business days of receipt of your order and are, as always, meant for entertainment purposes only.✨

✨Get BOTH the Vampire’s Kiss and the Trick-or-Treat Tarot Reading for a discounted price!✨

Available October 2024 Only!

✨Normally $60 for each reading, get both September readings for $100 ✨

The Angel Tarot Reading

Available November 2024 Only!

Step into the embrace of celestial light with the Angel Reading. Using the Rider-Waite-Smith Tarot deck, this 15-minute private YouTube reading channels angelic wisdom to illuminate your current path, offering messages of hope, guidance, and divine insight. Perfect for when you need reassurance, uplifting energy, and a touch of the sacred in your day-to-day life.

✨This Tarot reading will be delivered as a PRIVATE 15-minute YouTube video of your reading, along with a photo of your cards and their layout. All readings are delivered within 10 business days of receipt of your order and are, as always, meant for entertainment purposes only.✨

The Ancestor Oracle Reading

Available November 2024 Only!

Connect with the ancient echoes of your lineage through the Ancestral Reading. Using the Spirit of the Runes Oracle Deck, created by me, this 15-minute private YouTube session taps into the strength and wisdom of your ancestors. This reading is designed to deepen your understanding of your roots and bring forward powerful messages that resonate with your journey and growth.

✨This Oracle reading will be delivered as a PRIVATE 15-minute YouTube video of your reading, along with a photo of your cards and their layout. All readings are delivered within 10 business days of receipt of your order and are, as always, meant for entertainment purposes only.✨

The Faery Oracle Reading

Available November 2024 Only!

Embrace the mystical and the whimsical with the Faery Reading. Utilizing the enchanting Faeries' Oracle Deck by Brian Froud, this 15-minute private YouTube reading invites the fae to reveal their playful yet profound insights. Whether you're seeking clarity, inspiration, or a reminder of the magic that surrounds you, the faeries are here to illuminate your path with their unique touch.

✨This Oracle reading will be delivered as a PRIVATE 15-minute YouTube video of your reading, along with a photo of your cards and their layout. All readings are delivered within 10 business days of receipt of your order and are, as always, meant for entertainment purposes only.✨

✨The Trifold Experience!✨

Available November 2024 Only!

✨Normally $40 for each reading, get all three November readings for $100 ✨

Immerse yourself in a holistic journey of insight and support with the Trifold Guidance Experience. This special 45-minute private YouTube video reading combines the celestial wisdom of the Angel Reading, the ancestral strength of the Ancestral Reading, and the enchanted insights of the Faery Reading. Together, these readings offer a comprehensive look into your spiritual landscape, weaving together the divine, the ancient, and the mystical for an experience that is both profound and transformative - all for $100.

✨This Tarot and Oracle reading will be delivered as a PRIVATE 45-minute YouTube video of your reading, along with a photo of your cards and their layout. All readings are delivered within 10 business days of receipt of your order and are, as always, meant for entertainment purposes only.✨

Available for the month of March only!

The Acorn to Oak Tarot Reading!

The mightiest oak grows from the smallest acorn, and so can your dreams grow from the smallest bit of inspiration and encouragement! Find the help you need here to nurture and inspire your dreams, especially if you’ve been hoping for a dramatic change for the better in your life. This reading can help you better refine your goal of living a fulfilling life, whether it be career, romance, or simply life in general. Find out how to get from where you are to where you want to be, as well as what kind of challenges you can expect along the way - but most importantly, what you can do about them. It’s never too late to nurture your dreams into reality!

Reading provided via email as an audio file of at least 20-minutes in length, with an image of your spread, within 7 days of purchase.

 The “Fireworks Reading!”

Available in July ONLY, this Tarot & Rune reading will provide clarity in your life by helping you “illuminate” what areas of your life need some color! This reading will give you spunk! This reading will give you pizazz and all the energy you need for a true picture of where you’re at, and what it will take to get that reset you’re ready for! When you purchase this “Fireworks Reading,” you’ll receive a 20-minute audio recording along with a picture of your spread, and will be delivered within 7 days of purchase to the email address used during purchase, unless otherwise instructed during check-out.

 The Flights of Fancy Tarot Reading!

Calling all GOOFBALLS! Calling all kids at heart! Here’s a Tarot reading meant to bring out that inner child of yours and nurture them through FUN! This is a 9-card reading, using the Mystical Melodies Tarot Deck, along with the Official Jim Henson’s “Labyrinth” and the Official Garbage Pail Kids Tarot Deck! Nine cards total, all designed to help you walk through Winter and the darkest time of year with fantasy and fancy in your heart! You’ll get the childish joy of the Mystical Melodies deck to help show you where to find more joy in your life, the Official Jim Henson’s Labyrinth deck to help you discover the fantastical and magical elements in your life, as well as the Official Garbage Pail Kids deck with their raunchy fun to help you make sure you don’t take any of that too seriously!

Receive a 20-minute PRIVATE YouTube link to your reading, as well as a picture of your 9 cards using the Mystical Melodies, Official Labyrinth, and Official Garbage Pail Kids deck! Available to purchase as a gift as well - include their name and email address here!

Available until October 31st, 2022, you will receive your reading via email within 7 days of purchase!

From now until Halloween, receive a 20-minute private YouTube video recording from Psychic Medium Josh Simonds, using the Halloween Tarot!

This reading is designed to show you exactly where and who you are in life right now, and will contain messages from your Ancestors and Beloved Dead, as well as any Greater Spirits around you that would want to chime in!

Reading delivered as a private video reading and picture within 7 days of purchase!

Buy yours here:

I’m a firm believer that the human condition is very much like the marriage between a horse and a rider - your body is very much an animal, and your spirit is very much what “rides” that animal while you’re alive. Those separate parts of yourself are intertwined and both have individual needs, and when we don’t honor those needs and do our best to understand them, that’s when we find ourselves at our most imbalanced. The “Horse & Rider Reading” is a deep dive into what your body and your spirit needs, from a holistic approach. Let the Tarot cards and Spirit work together to bring you insight into how you can find as much balance as you need, with this 7-card reading provided to you as a private 20-minute YouTube video!

Reading delivered as a private video reading and picture within 7 - 10 days of purchase!

Get yours here:

 November is the month of Gratitude, where we traditionally offer up gratitude for the things in life for which we are thankful. But what about gratitude…for self?

With this special Tarot reading, available until November 24th, 2021, you will receive a 10-minute audio recording, as well as a picture of this Kindness & Gratitude spread. This reading is intended to help you find gratitude for yourself, as well as to help you cultivate kindness for yourself. We are all made up of wonderful gifts and attributes, but sadly our hearts do not recognize these and we walk through life with gratitude for anything and everything except ourselves.

Receive this reading and let your Ancestors, Beloved Dead, and Helping Spirits speak to your heart. Receive insight into the strengths your Spirits cherish and want to help you cultivate, and gain clarity around your challenges so you may face them with gratitude and kindness...for yourself. 

This “Kindness & Gratitude” reading will be delivered to you via email within one week of purchase.

The Midwinter Tree Reading is an Oracle Card and Rune Reading that is meant to show you who you are at this moment in your life, as well as those things in your life you should “prune” and those you should “promote.” What wonderful insight with which to walk into the New Year!

You have the option of two types of readings this month. A 15-minute pre-recorded private video reading, or TWO 10-minute audio readings, for you and someone else, or for two other people altogether. Feel free to mix and match these readings for yourself and others this month as gifts!

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at connect@joshsimonds.com!

Welcome to the “Summer of Joy!” 

We all need some Joy in our lives, right? The Summer is here and the time is right! The “Summer of Joy” Tarot Reading gives you a snapshot and insight into yourself, your love life, your home life, your work life, and your social life - as well as what to focus on to bring JOY into those areas of your life! This reading will be delivered as a photo of your spread, along with a 20-minute (at least!) audio recording of your reading, and your reading will either be provided with the Ethereal Visions Illuminated Tarot by Matt Hughes or the Mystical Medleys Tarot by Gary Hall. This reading will be delivered within 7 days of purchase to the email address used during purchase, unless otherwise instructed during check-out.

Purchase your “Summer of Joy” Tarot Reading here:

🌟✨ Discover the Joy Within: Get your Vitamin Joy Tarot Reading today! ✨🌟

Just as our bodies need vitamins to thrive, our hearts and spirits need Joy to flourish! Turmoil, chaos, pain, and grief will all visit us at some point without us ever asking them to, and that’s why we must actively seek Joy - to keep us from falling ill of spirit and heart!

Are you feeling out of balance? The Vitamin Joy Tarot Reading will nourish your heart, mind, body, and spirit with practical and spiritual advice to help you achieve a whole new level of JOY in your life! 🌟

🔮 Heart: Unveil the secrets to emotional fulfillment and deep, meaningful connections so you can let love and joy flow freely in your life. ❤️

🔮 Mind: Gain clarity and peace of mind as this tarot reading will guide you toward inner wisdom and mental tranquility. 🧠

🔮 Body: Embrace holistic wellness and discover how to align your physical health with your inner energy, bringing harmony to your entire being. 💪

🔮 Spirit: Awaken your true essence as you reconnect with your higher self and ignite the joy that lies within your soul. 🌈

🌟 Do you feel overburdened by darkness or turmoil? Let Vitamin Joy infuse your life with positivity and light! The Vitamin Joy Tarot Reading has been created to help you thrive in every aspect of your existence. Book your Vitamin Joy Tarot Reading now and embark on a transformative journey towards a joyful, balanced life! ✨💖

✨This Tarot reading will be delivered as a PRIVATE 20-minute YouTube video of your reading, along with a photo of your cards and their layout. All readings are delivered within 7-10 days of receipt of your order and are, as always, meant for entertainment purposes only.